How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-that depends on what kind of cat you have!
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Persian: Light bulb? What light bulb? Somali: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb? Norwegian Forest Cat: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too. Cornish Rex: Hey Guys, I’ve found the switch. Sphynx : Turn it back on again, I’m cold Siamese: Make me! Birman: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing. Maine Coon: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Exotic: Let the electrician do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Manx: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Russian Blue: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Korat: Korats are not afraid of the dark. British Shorthair: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? Turkish Angora: You need light to see?
"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
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