How many CATS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

-that depends on what kind of cat you have!

 

Persian: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Somali: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?

Norwegian Forest Cat: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to date, too.

Cornish Rex: Hey Guys, I’ve found the switch.

Sphynx : Turn it back on again, I’m cold

Siamese: Make me!

Birman: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

Maine Coon: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeaze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I, huh? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Exotic: Let the electrician do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Manx: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Russian Blue: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Korat: Korats are not afraid of the dark.

British Shorthair: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Turkish Angora: You need light to see?

 

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

 

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